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We've been live for under an hour, and already our strong-arm budget is gone, and half of our sour lemon budget. Please send money so the goons will let me have my pants back.

-Schteve

An apology.

We would like to apologize for the quality of the previous post by our friend and compatriot, Steven. He was obviously not trying very hard. In order to remedy this we have hired a crack team of strong armed men to beat him with a sack of very sour lemons for six hour intervals until the quality of his posts have improved. Thank you for your time.

-The Management.

Quid Pro Quo.

I've been trying for two years, on and off, to get my wife to dress up as slave Leia. That way I won't look like such a dork when I hit the costume parties dressed as a metal bikini.

-Schteve

Sassafrass.

It's used mostly as an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment when struck by a debilitating case of Old Prospector-itis.

-Luke